Seminars: Types of Attendees
Friday, September 26, 2008
Categories: Career Advice
Going to a seminar? Here’s a fun thing to do instead of putting up shelving and racking. Take the seat on the last row, and start identifying these types of seminar attendees.
The nerdy
They’re located on the front row, even they arrive late. This is because the front row will always be reserved for these type of people (unintentionally) who put heavy duty shelving up. Usually these people wear glasses. They have the highest tendency to laugh at the speaker’s jokes, even if it’s not funny at all.
The fussy
They’re seated everywhere. It’s easy to spot them- they’re the one with the most head movement, up and down. This is because they tend to jot down everything the speaker says and written on the slide. They’re like the reporter.
The sleepy
They always arrive late. They’ll avoid sitting in the first and the last row. They’ll find the blind spot to sleep, avoiding the hot zone like those seats next to the isle. They’ll try to hide behind the head of the people seated in-front, staying away from the speaker’s line of sight.
The noisy
They’re audible- whenever the speaker ask a question etc, their voice is the loudest. They will respond to every single question, being sarcastic at times, but when the speaker ask to raise hand (in order to answer), they’ll shut up immediately. And not respond.
The nosy
They’re the ones who like to ask question- whenever there’s an invitation for a question, they’ll be the first one to raise hand. If they walk to the mic, they’ll open their question with a lengthy statement- enough to qualify as a seminar on its own. Most of their questions can be considered as an irrelevant, silly question.
The arty
They usually occupy the back-row. Their attendance is only possible because of a mandatory order by their superiors. They tend to to take notes, but actually they’re trying to sketch the speaker (without success). They’ll also draw objects, including logo and emblem of leading brand-names.
The smarty
They’re seated on the back row. They’re always looking at other attendees, observing each and everyone’s behavior. They’ll nod discreetly at times, as if they’re agreeing with a point made in their mental note. Sometimes they also shake their head in disbelief, on how accurate a description they read about seminar attendees.
You’re looking at another reader of the Black Zedd’s Basic Literature. Kudos.