Let’s Say It: WE LOVE MAYBANK!!!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Categories: Business Strategy
The biggest bank in Malaysia is getting bigger!! How could you not love it? They have overseas presence like no other local bank, ATM machines everywhere, wide-spread popularity of its internet banking and a proud and brave tiger as its symbol. I have FANTASTIC experience with the bank, and day after day, such love for the bank is growing stronger! Below I would like to share with you why I LOVE MAYBANK!!:
Maybank loves your hometown
You can only open up savings account in your hometown (according to your registered MyKad address). Don’t get them wrong, they just want you to love and contribute to your hometown. If you’re residing in Kangar, and your hometown is in Kudat (Sabah), Go For It! They care for you very much that they don’t want you to be like “Kacang Lupakan Kulit” or “Lupa Daratan”. Even though they have one of the most advanced banking technology in this country, they still want you to go through this inconvenience- because they love you! And your hometown!
Maybank protects your life
The Shah Alam branch once asked my dear friend to enroll under their takaful insurance scheme if she wants to open-up her savings account there. The great thing is, it’s compulsary and she has to pay like RM30 monthly or go find another bank. Maybank displayed what other banks failed- they really care about your life! That’s why even though they know you’ll disagree, they managed to work out something to force you to pay for the insurance. It shows how great the respect they have for your safety and well-being!
Maybank protects you from outrage
The bank industry is one of the stressful job for now as it is very competitive. Maybank realizes that its employees’ stress is inevitable, so they protect you from the potential spillover effect. They forbid its branch staff from talking to you! That’s why you were repeatedly ignored by the staff when you’re dealing with them. And when you call it’s helpline, you’ll speak with machines for hours! Machines can’t insult you like stressful people can. You see? That’s how Maybank shows their love for you- by protecting you from the potential human outrage!
Maybank does your charity
They’re very concern with your stingy lifestyle, so they figured a way to do some charity for you. That’s why they’re charging you for everything that they practically can. Remember those days during the over-the-counter fee? They said they’re charging for the counter transaction to encourage you to use the ATM and on-line banking. Well, those services are charged as well! You pay for ATM cash widrawals exceeding 4 time in a single month, and now I heard they’re charging RM12 for Maybank2U! Your money isn’t going to their employee, because I heard the pay 5ucks! So, it must be their thousands of shareholders! Maybank loves you, they make sure your charity is widespread!
Join me! Let’s poach the company because WE LOVE Maybank!!!
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